The day when everything goes wrong...

Alarm didn't go off
Overslept
X doesn't love me :(
Maid didn't turn up
Forgot to mark boss an imp mail
Client went berserk (later found out her mom-in-law has come to visit for 2 days)
Dropped and spilled my lunch
Have a mountain of work piling up on my desk on a Friday and all I am doing is writing this post and staring moodily out of my window...
And its not even 4pm yet.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 

Profound Truths

While fighting with Y over remote:

You find stuff on TV interesting only when others are already watching something else on it...